The Empire of Giovanni Land is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.117 billion Giovannilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Giovannilandian economy, worth 143 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,642 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and the might of the entire Giovannilandian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giovanni Land's national animal is the Lavender Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Giovanni Land is ranked 126,117^th in the world and 183^rd in Giovanniland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.